Broverload and Overflow: Get Educated.

Two of my favorite concepts to discuss: Bro overload (broverload), and the principle dynamics of overflow.

Broverload is very simple, and I am honestly surprised there was nothing put into place by Brover Cleveland during his eight years in office at the end of the 19th century. Broverload does not exist. We rage harder when the ratio is around 10:1 bro’s to broads. Broverload is honestly a good thing in our opinion, and we’ll try to coordinate with each other for unreal memories. Here is where fashion comes in. If you and one of your best bros can coordinate throwback jerseys to the point of your pong team being the same as the starting lineup in NBA Jam, that is borderline legendary. If i am up next on the table, and I see my opponents being Steve Kerr and Tony Kukoc… I’m a little nervous. Many people think that if they walk into a party and see a bunch of jerseys, mid calfs, sperrys, old school high top nikes, frat letters, lacrosse and/or hockey apparel, and nice argyle shorts, then the place will be considered unenterable (I just made that word up) because the laws of broverload are in effect, they are dead wrong. We rage with the broads, and we rage harder with the bros.

Overflow isn’t that complicated of a subject either, the difficult part is defining the medium between flow, dece flow, great flow, and overflow. Dece flow and great flow is what we shoot for. My best dude also has tremendous hair, similar length is mine, and we know that when we go out together to a soiree with some of the bros and some ladies we cant both let our flow rage out the back of snap backs or 59 50’s because lets be honest, it just really isn’t that fair to the rest of the people around us who haven’t been as blessed by the hair gods as we have. So one of us will go out looking classy with the pony tail out. The three scenarios are both tail (dece flow), one tail and one rage (great flow), and both rage (overflow). There isn’t really a party foul given if overflow is committed, it just allows chirping to commence.

One of the prettiest sights in bro-kind is when broverload and overflow are combined in the same visual frame.

So all there is to say to everyone that will read this and start chirping to their friends about this kid writing about gorgeous flow and the theories of broverload, my only message is Don’t Hate, Educate.

Bro Hard OU.

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About brodupfromthetoesup

I'm a 20 year old sophomore at Ohio University double majoring in online journalism and english. I write for Thread Magazine, Ohio University's only online fashion magazine about "Bro" Fashion - the do's, the don'ts, and everything in between. So keep your flow long, your mid-calfs pulled up, and your throwback jersey on nice and snug.
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